Thursday, January 1, 2009

Happy New Year!

Yesterday:

Despite warnings by mom and dad not to overindulge, Jacob finishes off a bottle of champagne. By himself.

"No, Mommy, I'm not drunk. What would make you ask that? Oh, the sheep I've been carrying around in my mouth? Umm...."

7am this morning

"Nah, I'm cool. Just freshening up. Nothing strange happening in the bathroom. Did I get sick? No, of course not! I can hold my booze."
"Uuuggghhhh."